This is not your traditional "Best Of" list so bare with me.
Best Euro-Techno Dance Song
Rihanna - "Only Girl in the World"
Andreya Triana - "Lost In Your World (Flying Lotus Remix)"
Best Sneaky-Style Comeback Since Robert Downey Jr
Chris Brown - "Deuces"
Lex Lugar - "MC Hammer"
Best (i.e. Worst) Black Eyed Peas Copycats
Best Return from Obscurity
One to Watch
Dumbest Rapper Name This Year
Curt@!n$ (?uestlove and Curren$y need to beat his ass)